A Pre-Thanksgiving Correction
I Couldn’t Wait Until Black Friday
I got so excited about giving you an early gift that I apparently rushed through the details like someone sprinting through the grocery store at 7 PM tonight.
Two quick corrections to my last post:
First, that hilarious article I mentioned wasn’t from The Onion—it was from McSweeney’s. McSweeney’s probably wouldn’t care about the mix-up, but I do.
Second, I said the audio was 15 minutes long. Plot twist: it’s actually 35:48. Either I can’t tell time, or subconsciously I was trying to draw you in by making it seem short. Think of those extra 20 minutes as bonus stuffing.
Thanks for your patience with my pre-holiday enthusiasm. I promise to fact-check after the tryptophan coma wears off.
Stay passionate!
